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	Being A Ho is Not Easy. By George Wang. Being a Ho is not easy, there are happenings in your everyday life that seems to never happen to any normal person. It is the talent to attract these special occurrences that make being a Ho so very, very difficult. There are always stories to share with your peers but there never seem to be any willing ears when you try to voice yourself in public. All because that you are a Ho. You are stared at, people cross the road in attempts not to cross paths with you, and your only friends seem to be other Hos that have been outcasted. So for the first time ever, Teriyakimmm.com has devoted this page to following the life of a Ho and cataloging all the important things that happen to this rare breed of human beings in the hope of educating the general public to better understand these special individuals, and maybe one day to accept them.	Entries: Sept. 06, 2000 Sept. 12, 2000 Stay tuned more to come. Disclaimer: This page and all of its contents are based on a real person or persons. Any resemblance borne to he or her is by design of Teriyakimmm.com. We do not apologise for any likeness that may occur with the living patterns of individuals that we base this page on because we did it on purpose. All descriptions of the person above is in the highest possible correctness and all the events mentioned above have probably all happened. Note: Bed wetting is something to be ashamed of, having extra pairs of underwear and talcum powder in your possession only masks the real problem underneath.

Sept. 06, 2000  Today was a perfect day. I went through my usual routine that I religiously go through everyday. First thing in the morning, I wake at 4:00am. It is a habit that I wake at this time everyday so that I can gaze into my home made Hubbell Telescope created from my grandfather's reading glasses and a giant Kaleidoscope I purchased at this year's Royal Easter Show. The stars were especially alive today. I was very excited and did what I do usually when I get excited, that's wet myself. Luckily I had my collection of spare undergarments close at hand and placed a fresh pair of Y fronts onto myself with a healthy helping of talcum powder strategically sprayed in those hard to reach places. The need for the talcum powder arises from previous incidents where some sort of rash broke out in my crutch area which was very discomforting. I then proceeded to get dressed in my favorite set of Haynes tracksuit and a red and blue checkered flannelette shirt. Then breakfast was served by my mother, it was a scrumptious meal. I was full and ready to tackle the day ahead. Catching the train into University has always been a joy for myself. I see many other people, many are from my University. When I'm lucky occasionally, they might even say hello to me. Catching the Bus is a completely different story altogether. Due to my feeble frame and low mass, you see I'm only 5 ft 2inches and weigh 42 Kg. Today like any other day on the bus, I was bustled and pushed around by bigger and stronger people. Loosing my glasses in the process, but I was ready and had several pairs in backup. Only if I started University later, I thought to myself. I have a timetable of 8:00am to 7:00pm everyday from Monday to Friday. That's what you expect when you undertake a challenging and demanding course such as Biomedical Mechanical Sheep Husbandry Engineering. At Uni I proceeded to attend all my lectures, I was especially proud of myself because I broke a new record in note taking. I wrote 72 A4 double sided pages in notes. Upon returning home, I immediately broke the good news to my parents. Oh how proud they were of me. As a reward, I was allowed to stay up late and watch TV. I have only ever stayed up until 8:00pm twice before. What a perfect day! Well I am very sleepy now, good night dear Chronicles of Ho, I will write again soon. Back to top.

Sept. 12, 2000  Dear, chronicles of Ho, I have been very busy in the past week and I can't wait to tell you about it. Firstly I was invited to the first birthday party of my life. How excited I was upon hearing the news, I couldn't go to sleep for the entire night. Minor side note; I wet my pants again because of this, staining the invitation in the process. Oh how embarrassing. Anyway, this party was rumored to host over 100 people. I see this as a chance to mingle and break into the elite social circles of University students. I think that I will be better off if I wore my rubber underwear that night as mishaps are bound to happen. Anyway, back to the party. It said on the invite; which was made from beautiful glossy paper with printed calligraphy writing on it. That I Mr Ho was invited to a 21st birthday party on Aug. 13, 2000 at the Grand Hyatt. I asked around as to the validity of the premises and I was assured that this was a favorite drinking hole for many locals. It also said that the occasion would be a semi formal affair. I find this description very disorientating as to how semi formal should be taken as? Finally I came to the conclusion that I would outfit myself with my baby blue tuxedo matched with my Dunlop Volley sneakers and my old secondary school tie. I can see my handsome visage now, bet all the girls will be fighting to talk to me. Mmm, better bring a spare pair of rubber underpants just in case. You know, I once had a pair melt on me because I sat too close to the heater. Next must be the choice of present. I have accumulated a substantial budget from working part-time for Jim's Lawn Mowing service. But I will tell you about my job another time. I have several gifts in mind. Since I want to make a good first impression on my future to-be friends, I have decided to go all-out and buy the most expensive and high tech home chemistry set that has ever been placed on the consumer market. This baby includes 10 standard sized bullet and heat proof up to 1000 degrees test tubes. Three mini test tubes,oh they look so cute and 3 extra large test tubes for those big jobs. Also included are an industrial strength Bunsen burner. Those ones that can be used to weld metal and a 35 level multi use distiller. Also included will be all the safety equipment that any budding chemist must have in their possession. I never leave home without it. I am sure that this will be the best and most thoughtful present for the whole occasion. Well it is getting late and way past my regular bed time. And tomorrow is the big day, I must look my sparkling best. Must do something about that acne though! So good night chronicles of Ho, I will bring you more news next time. Back to top.

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