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	Story. NBA All Mike Team 2000. By George Wang. With the recent retirement of Michael Jordan from the league. The NBA has been looking for a new player to take them to the heights once scaled by number 23. People say Kobe, or Vince, but one thing is for sure, its definately not these guys below. They represent the bottom tier of the league. The very bottom tier. From draft pick busts to CBA players masquerading as NBA stars, all the other mikes are here in the NBA and they are here to stay. The all mike team 2000 exposes these players lack of skill and ability, with a indepth profile on each player. So for the first time, Teriyakimmm.com has exposed these players for what they really are. Just a bunch of Jordan wannabes.	" Hey guys, just hold on one damn second! What do you mean by all Mike team? I was thinking more on the lines of myself, Shaq, Malone, Pippen and so forth. But these chumps?" What have I done to you guys to deserve this type of ill-treatment? I mean to put the likes of Olowocandi, Reggie Jordan and Doleac? I will tell you one thing, you guys and Teriyakimmm.com have picked on the wrong guy this time. I'll show you! .............. Oh you mean that you are making fun of these chumps? Haha, thats much better then, I was really scared for a moment as I thought your readers might actually take this article to heart and believe that I play like Michael Curry. Only because Teriyakimmm.com is so influential and popular. "

StartingCenter - MichaelOlowocandi This guy was the number one overall pick of two years ago? I think that Frederic Weis probably has more upside than this looser! The Clippers renowned for their draft debacles really hit the jackpot on this one when you think they could have drafted Vince Carter at this position, or trade down and get him later. Can anyone remember Sam Bowie and Michael Jordan in '83? Clearly the Clippers front office has been reading the how to draft future Benoit Benjamin clones owners manual.	StartingForward - MichaelSmith This freak looks like the love child of Clyde Drexler and Anthony Mason. Too bad he plays like the seed of Todd Fuller and Eric Montross. The one time starter for Vancouver now sees his role diminished at the Wizards to practice squad player and part time team security guard. It is a mystery to me how this guy can command a salary of about $2m per year when he has the skills of a  wood chopper. But I do guess Washington does need somebody to protect the likes of Richmond and Howard.
StartingForward - MichaelCurry Haha! Haha! Haha! Described by experts as a good guy that does the dirty work. ( Me thinks by cleaning toilets ) He has the skill level of a bad semi professional player from Equador. I think Joe Dumars only keeps him because you always need a person to place the blame on when you lose so to save your own career. When he gets extended minutes, you can be sure Detroit are trying for the draft lottery next season.	StartingGuard - ReggieJordan A true Jordan, which is even closer that just being a mike. And he plays the shooting guard position. This guy really deserves to be in the All Mike team. So what more can you ask for! The perfect All Mike Team member, therefore he has been anointed the captain coach of this slick outfit in the hope that his vast experience in being a chump will translate into the locker room allowing the younger guys to learn from a true pro.
StartingGuard - MikeBibby The best of this motly crew of rejects. One day Mike Bibby will be a good backup on an average team or even keep his starting job at the Grizzlies. ( If they do not improve. ) But the fact is that he is the slowest thinking point guard in the entire league. ( a mean feat with the likes of Steve Kerr to challenge you ) Once Mike figures out that the shot clock is only 24 seconds and that taking 30 seconds to bring the ball down the court means turnover. Then his team might start to win some games.	6thMan - MichaelDoleac A close second to Olowocandi for the starting center job. The fact is, this guy is a hill billy impersonating a NBA center. Having the mental capacity of Forest Gump doesn't help either. Seriously though, Doleac's story is a very inspiring one. Growing up in the hills of Louisiana with his 14 brothers and 19 sisters who were collectively named Billy-Jean and Billy-Joe. Mike conquered all the adversities that faced him and was able to pick himself a first name that did not start with Billy. ( Billy-Mike? )
BenchMob - VariousChumps Guard Michael Hawkins, Forward Michael Ruffin, Forward Michael Stewart. With the collective physical ability of my grandmother and the combined technical ability of Fat Albert, these guys would form a bad WNBA team, nuff said.	InjuredReserve - DaleEllis Deserves a special mention although is not technically a Mike or a Jordan. The oldest player in the NBA today at 79 years young. ( Terry Cummings is close behind at around 75 ) Expect him to be on the end of many severe beatings by the likes of Mourning, Mason, Brian Grant and Pat Riley in particular.

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